Meet Glasgow & Olsson, Chicago’s shadiest DUI lawyers

It goes without saying that, in our society, everyone is supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty. Moreover, anyone accused of any crime should have access to a decent lawyer.

That said, deciding to drive intoxicated is one of the most irresponsible and destructive things a person can do. Everyone knows it's wrong, and there's absolutely no excuse for it, especially in a city like Chicago with plentiful transit, where one can also summon an Uber or Lyft ride home at the touch of a smartphone.

The fact is, if a police officer pulls you over for driving drunk or high, it may seem like a misfortune. But in reality, they're doing you a huge favor by preventing you from killing innocent people, and/or yourself. And hopefully the ensuing legal consequences will make you think twice before making such a profoundly foolish and selfish decision in the future.

But recently the Schaumburg-based criminal and divorce and litigation firm Glasgow and Olsson has taken excusing and enabling intoxicated drivers to new lows. They've published a series of posts that bend over backwards to coddle dangerous drivers, essentially saying "It could happen to anyone -- it's not your fault." They're also implying that there's something unfair about police doing their job by pulling over suspected intoxicated drivers and conducting DUI stings to deter reckless behavior.

The firm first crossed my radar in November when a post titled "What to do if you arrested for a DUI on Thanksgiving" popped up in my Facebook feed. The article draws a sympathetic picture of a person whose Norman Rockwell-esque plans are spoiled by a DUI bust.

The Facebook comments aren't so charitable.

"DUI should carry mandatory penalty," said one person. "You are operating a vehicle that could be used as a deadly weapon. [Potentially] killing families and other innocent people."

"I don't know, maybe don't drive under the influence?" commented another person. "That doesn't seem so hard."

Another post published near the winter holidays is more problematic, implying that driving drunk is a totally understable, normal thing to do, and getting arrested for drunk driving is simply bad luck.

Here's an excerpt from another post from around the holidays that provides more excuses for why a person might choose to endanger themselves and others.

Nope, choosing to drive after consuming two alcoholic beverages, which makes it difficult to gauge whether or not you are impaired, is not a "simple mistake," it's a reckless decision. If you pilot a potentially deadly multi-ton vehicle while buzzed or drunk, you're not a responsible person who made a bad choice, you're a thoughtless jerk who's literally a menace to society.

Perhaps Stroger Hospital administrator Robert Vais considered himself to be a very responsible person before he attended a holiday party for the hospital in December 2013, and then decided to drive home with a blood alcohol level of 0.152 percent, nearly twice the legal level. That was when he struck and killed restaurant worker and former Marine Hector Avalos, 28, in Douglas Park. Vais apparently had an excellent legal defense team because he served a mere 100 days in prison for his crime.

Fortunately, the commenters on the Glasgow & Olsson post weren't having it.

"Don’t drink and drive," said one. "Problem solved."

"Just don’t drive if you want to have anything to drink," another said. "It’s not worth it. Too much to lose."

Then there's this post from late January called "Chicago PD and suburbs continue to cast DUI dragnet," that suggests that if you choose to drive intoxicated and get busted, unfair policing is to blame.

One again, the Facebook commenters were on the case.

Hopefully this post will make Glasgow & Olsson rethink its marketing approach. Promoting the myths that you can choose to drink and drive, putting other people's lives and your own at risk, and still be a responsible person, or that you have anyone but yourself to blame when you get busted, is wildly irresponsible and shady.